Math Pick Up Lines

Here you will find some great math pick up lines, absolutely hilarious lines and not to forget the ones I use myself.

What I find amazing is the fact that not many people are aware how powerful these mathematic one lines really are…

 The fact is they simply work. Not only do they work but combinded with nerdy physics pick up lines they work incredibly. You know that old saying… if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything. Well i’ll let you in on a secret… It’s true..  Another excellent combo is by using a Science pickup line to get the conversation flowing in the right direction.

You might be thinking theres no way these are going to work.. Then ask yourself have you tried them? If not then you need to start, girls fall for them every time.

Let me now tell you my best and top 10 math pick up lines:

Hey babe, Can I have your significant digits? – If it works, you’re right in there!

When I try to calculate my love for you on my TI-84, I get an “Error- Unreal number.

I Wish I Were Your Derivative So I Could Lie Tangent To Your Curves

How do you feel about group practicals? – Naughty naughty, works VERY well when on girls that laugh a lot.

 You look like the type who enjoys a good mathematical problem… – You could follow up with some stupid maths question if you want. Your lucky… (pause for response when she aks why?)…. Because a freak Science accident has left me with a 14 inch penis. – No guarantees are made that you won’t get slapped for using this one.

Can i explore your mean value?

 I’ve got E=MC2 tatood on my backside, look, I’ll prove it to you. – Total classic.

I’ll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl. (Absolute gold!)

Don’t be nervous about trying these math pickup lines out either. They work INCREDIBLY well. But more importantly, understand that they alone won’t turn you into a woman-getting casanova. You need more than that. That’s why I strongly recommend you check out the article below. You’ll also discover how I managed to go from maths Geek to locally renowned super player in like a week or something, seriously, it’s awesome!

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Although I really like pick up lines (I even set up a whole website on maths ones!),

You and I both know to succeed with women its important to hve way more than an opener. I mean lets think about it, you have an unreal opener using one of your best math lines, you get her laughing… and then what? Remember this is only the first few seconds of the conversation.

Oh sure, you could start into…

“what’s your name?” or
“what do you do?”…
“having a good night?”
But that’s just lame.

You are doomed to fail and lets be real end up having nothing but a lifeless conversation.

I know, because it’s the situation I was in before I figured out the true ways to pick up women.

Basically you have to get on a steady flow, keep making her laugh, most of all it is importatnt ot know when and how to actually make your sexual advances. And if your not sure exactly how to go about doing that… then it’s a skill you NEED to learn. Just like I did…

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A couple of years ago, as a sort of “last resort” of attempting to getting proficient at attracting women, I bought this book online. I remember it like it was yesterday…

I had been at a friends house party and as usual, I’d failed to meet any girls.

So (as you do) I did a quick search on Google for something like “how to meet women”. Soon enough, I came across this guide… a guide for seducing women. 

It had so many unbelievable success testimonials  (take a look at them on the website – they’re unreal) so I purchased it there and then.

I actually waited up the entire night studying it cover to cover. It simply blew me away. The book (guy gets girl) was like a step-by-step guide on precisely how to meet, approach and of course seduce women. I’d never seen anything like it.

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Today, it’s still the best book on meeting women I’ve read (and I’ve bought quite a few since then). Guy gets girl is just so straight to the point, that’s is exactly why I love it. Theres no waffle, it just tells you exactly how to seduce women. The only flaw I saw it was theres not much encouragment to use math pick up lines, which I believe, are the best kind.

So just to summarise this short post, you need more than just cheezy pick up lines (however good they might be) to be successful with women. And it’s a very in depth subject. So, I recommend you get a guide, well, it helped me a lot anyway.

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Ok i’ll admitt it I love mathematic pick up lines, nothing beats them.

What I found is, the most incredible way to begin chatting with a woman is to get her laughing.

Like the saying goes: “if you can get a woman to laugh, you can get her to do anything”.  Guess what…its completely true when your using pick up lines. Using a really funny joke as your opening will definitely go  1000 times more noticed than the usual “wow, your really beautiful” which if she is like most girls has more than likely heard that 3 times that very night.

Anyway, here are a few of my best math pick up lines:

I’d love to see you convert all that potential energy into kinetic energy.

Me and you together = synergy. Together we’re greater than the sum of its parts.

Your angles drive me crazy, baby.

My attraction towards you’s like a fractal. It goes on forever.

You fascinate me baby – Even more so than the theory of quantum physics.

 My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

 How about coming back to my place….and see my 733mhz Pentium?

I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.

Would you like to see my log?

Maths and women. That’s all I need.

Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen. 

What are you doing out? Shouldn’t you be working on your maths project?

These are some my favourites and have gotten great responses from females – No slaps from these ones (yet!). Stay tuned and I’ll be adding some math pick up lines in the next few days, as well as some other pick up tips.

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